I was in my room and Pepper ran in to yell me something.  I interrupted her and asked,  “but honey, why are you naked?” She said,  “because it’s bath night!” And laughed at me like I was the ridiculous one.  Note,  the bath wasn’t ready.  Wasn’t getting ready,  and she wasn’t in the bathroom before… Continue reading Naked?

Pepper, to Josh, last night: The girls are getting ready for a bath. Pepper comes over to me and says “daddy, my hole is sticky”. I do not panic I say calmly “oh”? As she slowly points to her belly button. A thousand medical fears evaporate. “Why is it sticky?” “Sour patch kids sugar. I… Continue reading WHAT is sticky?!